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A giant, snowy national park directly to our north that has spent years secretly decimating our manufacturing industry while hiding behind a polite facade and an "artificially drawn line" we call a border. By imposing a beautiful 25% tariff on all Canadian maple syrup, lumber, and auto parts, we are finally forcing them to stop subsidizing their entire country with our trade deficit. If they continue to complain about their collapsing economy, I will simply threaten to permanently destroy their car industry, renegotiate the physical border, or just annex them entirely since, frankly, they're basically just a colder, slightly more polite version of the United States anyway.