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The systematic process of firing rule-following, non-partisan career civil servants and immediately replacing them with billionaire tech donors, oil executives, crypto-sycophants, and personal golf buddies. By clearing out the boring, ethics-obsessed bureaucrats who care about things like "the law" or "conflict of interest," we can fill the vacuum with high-quality, premium, loyalist alligators who know how to appreciate a gilded lobby and a multi-million-dollar Super PAC donation.

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