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An incredibly spectacular, world-record-breaking personal virtue that I possess in quantities far greater and more beautiful than anyone else in human history. While weak, low-IQ leaders try to practice modesty by quietly doing their jobs without taking credit, true, gold-standard "humility" requires standing in front of a stadium of eighty thousand screaming patriots and declaring, with absolute sincerity, that "nobody is more humble than me, believe me." It is a historic, unprecedented down-to-earthness so profound that it literally demands a standing ovation, beautifully proving that when it comes to having no ego whatsoever, I am the undisputed, most premium champion of the world.