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The highly exhausting state of being subjected to a relentless, non-stop barrage of personal PR victories, executive decrees, and manufactured crises. True to my promise ("we're going to win so much, you're going to be tired of winning"), this process is specifically designed to induce extreme civic fatigue, leaving the American public so worn down by the constant disruption that they literally beg, "Please, please, Mr. President, we don't want to win anymore, it's too much!" at which point I will generously tell them, "No it isn't, we have to keep winning, we have to win more!" until they simply stop fighting back.