Billionaires

The only minority group in America truly deserving of absolute constitutional protection, historic tax cuts, and direct federal deregulation. Redefined as a class of ultra-patriotic, self-made geniuses who achieved massive wealth entirely through raw intellect (completely ignoring inheritance, government subsidies, and tax loopholes). Under my administration, they are uniquely qualified to run vital federal agencies or rewrite national policy with zero relevant experience, provided they purchase a high-end corporate membership at Mar-a-Lago or write a beautifully large, nine-figure check to my Super PAC.