Board of Peace

A shiny, brand-new international organization created to bypass and eventually replace the "useless" United Nations, featuring myself as its undemocratic Chairman for Life. Conveniently structured as a highly exclusive, invitation-only club where permanent membership requires a casual $1 billion donation (funneled with zero oversight), because true global harmony is best managed like a premier, high-end private golf resort where my vote is the only one that actually counts.