Covfefe

A legendary, late-night typographical error that immediately transformed into a highly profound, classified piece of linguistic brilliance. Rather than admitting my finger slipped on the keyboard while I was falling asleep watching cable news—which would show unacceptable weakness—it is fiercely defended as an intentional, deep message that "a small group of people know exactly" the meaning of, serving as the ultimate test of loyalty for press secretaries who must pretend it makes perfect sense on live television.