DOGE

Department of Government Efficiency. A highly majestic, completely redundant, and entirely unofficial "advisory" commission created to eliminate government waste by appointing two eccentric, unelected billionaires who answer to absolutely nobody but their own interests. Tasked with firing career scientists, defunding public schools, and dismantling vital public services using automated tech-bro buzzwords, they operate with ultimate efficiency: slashing trillions from the middle class while ensuring their own massive rocket, electric car, and social media corporations are beautifully exempt from all federal oversight.