Faith

A highly lucrative retail category, most beautifully expressed by purchasing a $59.99 leatherbound God Bless the USA Bible (printed in China for under $3) or a premium $1,000 edition hand-signed by me to assist with my multi-million-dollar legal debts. Aside from its merchandising potential, it serves as an excellent rhetorical armor to declare that God has personally micro-managed human history for the specific purpose of saving my life and ensuring my election, while solidifying a perfect transactional partnership with spiritual leaders: they provide me with absolute moral immunity on television, and in return, I give them judicial appointments and a shiny, brand-new White House Faith Office right in the West Wing.