Fascist

A highly dramatic, completely outdated historical label thrown around by radical-left history teachers, over-educated novelists, and low-IQ critics to describe my perfectly normal, gold-standard executive plans—such as deploying active-duty military on American soil to round up political opponents, purging the entire federal civil service of non-loyalists, threatening to revoke the broadcast licenses of critical news networks, and establishing a beautiful, permanent family dynasty. Under our premium, America-First definition, this word has absolutely nothing to do with dangerous, mid-twentieth-century authoritarianism; it is simply a highly efficient, high-performance corporate restructuring strategy designed to run the country like a high-end private golf club where my word is the only rule that actually counts.