ICE

Immigration and Customs Enforcement. A heavily armed, and completely unchecked domestic police force operating with virtually zero transparency, judicial guardrails, or basic administrative oversight. Redefined under my administration as a direct executive cudgel, they are given a blank check to terrorize immigrant communities, conduct warrantless sweeps in neighborhoods, and construct sprawling, unregulated desert containment camps. Their chief operational strategy involves aggressively weaponizing tragic murders as the ultimate, gold-plated political permission slip—using victims' names to whip up nationwide moral panic and instantly silence any annoying critics who stubbornly demand silly things like "due process," "judicial reviews," or "oversight" before we execute mass roundups and deportations.