Immigrant

A highly versatile, incredibly useful rhetorical target whom I blame for literally every complex, structural issue in America, ranging from high inflation and packed emergency rooms to bad weather and the tragic disappearance of Ohio house pets. Under our premium, America-First framework, they are split into two beautiful categories: first, the millions of hard-working, undocumented builders, farmers, and housekeepers who secretly construct my luxury developments and clean Mar-a-Lago for below-market wages (whom we love and quietly keep on the payroll); and second, the terrifying, highly aggressive "invaders" coming directly from "insane asylums and prisons" whom we use to whip rally crowds into a feverish panic to justify a multi-billion-dollar military round-up.