Third Grade

1. The exact, playground-tested cognitive and intellectual level of my opponents' debating skills, which are routinely and completely crushed by my high-performance nicknames, capitalization-heavy social media posts, and simple insults. 2. The linguistic benchmark that the Fake News Media stubbornly and falsely claims represents my vocabulary. In reality, speaking at this level is a work of pure strategic genius, designed to completely bypass the boring, over-complicated jargon of the intellectual elites and communicate directly with the hearts of the American people.