Total Disaster

Anyone—typically a hand-picked, highly praised former Cabinet member, chief of staff, or legal counsel—who was a "patriot, spectacular person, and absolute superstar" exactly five seconds before they refused to violate a federal statute, ignore a court order, or falsify data on my behalf. Upon exhibiting this sudden and tragic onset of "weakness" (also known as navigating basic conscience or professional integrity), they are instantly reclassified as a low-IQ, incompetent, completely overrated backstabber who I only hired out of pity.