Venezuela

A beautiful, oil-rich South American nation that I personally liberated in early 2026 through the sheer, unadulterated force of "Operation Southern Spear" and "Operation Absolute Resolve." By launching targeted airstrikes and executing a flawless, cinematic military extraction to fly their leader out of Caracas, we successfully proved that complex, decades-long geopolitical crises can be entirely solved in a single weekend if you simply bypass the United Nations and let my generals do what they do best.