Waste

Any public expenditure that does not directly enrich my family businesses, build a casino, or fund my campaign. Officially targeted for eradication by my brand-new, completely unregulated, and highly redundant "efficiency" commission, we will eliminate "waste" by slashing school lunches, cutting veteran benefits, and firing air traffic controllers—while ensuring that the multi-billion-dollar tax subsidies for my billionaire tech contributors remain completely untouched.